ELIMINATION IS A FLAWED PROCESS (NO "DEBATERS" THIS WEEK)

No "Debaters" for me this weekend. My excitement got the better of me so I just assumed, which has subsequently made an "ass" out of "u" and "me" (get it? "u" as in you! That's right, somehow you deserve some blame for this! You're such an ass!).

Anyway, I've been informed that rather than being in the season finale, I'm in the season opener, which is even more exciting! If this were an episode of "Lost", it would be the difference between leaving you tantalizingly confused and frustratingly confused. So it's all good.

Sorry for the confusion. See you in September!